While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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MySpace.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Nuneaton..

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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