Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Guess what? Holocaust

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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