- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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