- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

I have an erection My mom!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

how man

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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