- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

A blind man walks into a wall.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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