- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What does two plus two equal? 4

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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