- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

im a dragon, no im not

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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