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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

breasts

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What's the deal with brown?

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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