- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

women's rights

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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