What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

your mom died.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Women's Rights.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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