- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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