What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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the love boat

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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