What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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penus

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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