- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

WHO WANTS SOW????

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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