- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Your sex life.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Nickleback.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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