A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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