Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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