- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

you gay?

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