Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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where's mom I killed her

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Knock knock What?

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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