how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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men, men like men= men+bed

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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