Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where's mom I killed her

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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