Ron Paul for President!

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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