Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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The NBA and womens sports

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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I just drank a cola.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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