- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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