- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Roses are red, violets are purple.

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