Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

a man makes a bad joke

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Justin Bieber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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