Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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