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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

This statement is false.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .