Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

2 + 2 = 4

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Vote this down and get DOXED

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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