Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

s

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Harry Chappell raped someone

A man makes a sandwich.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What? Yes.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...