Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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