Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Sex education in Texas,

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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hi anti joke

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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There's my tractor.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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