Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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boobs!

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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