What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

cats are pussies

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

religion

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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