What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

destiny

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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