Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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get in the car.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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