- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

So I was walking down the road today

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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