- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Nickleback.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Your sex life.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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