Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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01010010001010010100100101001001010010100100100100100100100100100100100100010010101010101010101011010101010110010101010 Dolphin

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Your face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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I am quite mature.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Anti Joke

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