- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Women

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A black person walks out of KFC

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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