- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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