- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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