whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Here's another:

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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boobs!

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Mitt Romney

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Nickelback.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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