Nickelback

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

A horse walks into a barn.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Knock Knock Come in! :)

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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