- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

tims sty:)

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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