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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

This is funny.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Grace Ackerson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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