Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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The Game.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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