why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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I hate blackniggers

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Knock, Knock ...

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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