- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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