So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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