Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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