When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Women's rights.

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