WHAT THE BABIES?!

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

women sports....

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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