- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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